21 | Female | Straight | Cis | ♒ / ♐
Not In a Relationship
(And hella picky too)

Promo goes to PumpkinPretzel

chonzu:

Hello I am the grandmother of Giratinas and if there are any in distress please send them my way because I will give them warm scarves, warm soup, sit them in front of a fire, and play games with them until they feel better.

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christinastrawn:

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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I reblogged this the other day but it’s so funny

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

lauriehalseanderson:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

"Nip that crap in the bud, gentlemen. You can do it."

Please reblog 50 million times, then print out and hand it to every guy you know.

the-chubby-nerd:

dablackranger:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

Bruh. No.

PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING CROSSING THE STREET AND ZIGZAGING THEIR FUCKING CARS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND NO ONE IS GETTING HURT THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT